Sit. Take Methadone. Good doggie.

6.6 pounds of liquid heroin. That’s how much Columbian smugglers packed into the stomachs of 10 unwitting Labrador Retrievers. CNN has been flashing the images of the pups off and on all night, much to my disgust.

The illegal drug empire is, of course, riddled with scumbags, ne’er do wells, and society-damaging supervillains. Even so, it still amazes me to learn of the new lows that these people will sink to. Cute little Lab puppies muling for the cartel? That just earned all responsible parties an extra round on the sodomy machine in the lowest circle of hell.

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