Nothing rocks harder…

Than a fucking bank.

It was just announced that the already disgustingly corporate-named Tweeter Center has officially changed its name to The First Midwest Bank Ampitheatre. I’m hard-pressed to think of a corporate entity whose branding could make the venue seem any less cool. Okay, maybe Anusol.

The good news for fans who regularly attend the venue is that the sound will still sound like shit and beer will still cost an insulting amount of cash.

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