You can check out anytime you like…

I was just told that my Myspace page was still active. I went to check; and, yes, there it was, up and running. I swear that I went through the cancellation process. When the button came up that said “ARE YOU SURE?” I responded with the tacit “fuck, yeah.” Then they asked me for my reason for leaving. I typed in “your site makes me feel creepy.” Maybe that enraged them enough to keep my page live, I dunno.

When I logged on, I found that I had a pile of “friend requests” and unread messages. Then I felt guilty. It stays for now.


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