Hold my calls
Every bad driver on the road today is linked by one commonality–they’re incapable of driving while talking on the phone. The next time you’re stuck behind someone going 10 miles under the speed limit or someone making erratic lane changes without so much as a turn signal or shoulder check, drive past them and take a peek into the driver’s window. I guarantee you that the person behind the wheel will have a phone affixed to his or her ear. Once you make this connection, you’ll be amazed by how many times this theorem proves itself to be true.