Obligatory Anna Nicole Post

As fascinating as the Anna Nicole trainwreck has been to watch, I’d felt as though enough was enough. I didn’t–and I’m pretty sure the public didn’t–need to hear anything more about that tragic mess of a woman.

That was, until today. One crying judge and clown-faced pregnant model tripping on mushrooms later, and I can’t help but pull up a chair in front of the T.V. and watch as this story continues to run roughshod over both CNN and Entertainment Tonight. As batshit as Britney Spears has been this week, she has a lot of work to do to catch up to this level of nuts.

Oh, and I’m the father.

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