Negligent dancing

Chicago makes national headlines again:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/04/03/negligent.dancing.ap/index.html

I don’t mean to snicker, but…

Was she dancing with the Hulk? Honestly…I can’t lift a 50-pound bag of dog food without feeling like I’m going to violently extrude my lower intestine. What sort of training regimen must one go through in order to toss another human being that high in the air?

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