I hate corporate jargon. My “ask” is that people stop using it, or I’m going to demand a “come to Jesus” meeting.
To make a point that probably doesn’t need to be made, I’ve rewritten a few nursery rhymes using corporate speak. I expect to fail fast on this effort, because I honestly don’t have the bandwidth to keep doing it.
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
I-don’t-know-what-I-don’t-know about what you are.
Up above the world from a 30,000 foot view,
Like a diamond in the cloud.
RAIN RAIN GO AWAY
Rain rain go away,
Let’s table this for later.
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
Hey diddle diddle
Herding cats and a fiddle
The cow jumped out of the box
The ducks in a row laughed
To see such sport
And the dish doubled down with the spoon
When I had just entered my 20’s, the idea of living in a 9-5 world was repugnant.Years later, it’s a world I completely live in, as I fight Chicago traffic in the 8am hour every single day.With that in mind, I’d like to say that the drive-thru coffeehouseis perhaps the greatest invention ever, even better than the cotton gin.I know such things exist in the suburbs.Let’s get them in the city now.